shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

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wantonforwontons:


So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

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wantonforwontons:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

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Why

Why!!! Why would you shove a perfectly good banana up your ass. Like what do you do with it after your done? Do you wash it? What?

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notkatniss:

I’ve never felt a stronger connection with an article of clothing

notkatniss:

I’ve never felt a stronger connection with an article of clothing

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incarbonite:

I really never know what to do when I try and take a picture to put on my tumbr. I usually just try not to look like too much of an ass. 
did it work?

incarbonite:

I really never know what to do when I try and take a picture to put on my tumbr. I usually just try not to look like too much of an ass. 

did it work?

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generalelectric:

A new Evolution Series locomotive being transferred from GE Transportation’s test track to BNSF tracks for pickup.

generalelectric:

A new Evolution Series locomotive being transferred from GE Transportation’s test track to BNSF tracks for pickup.

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